All These Things That I've Done ...

I suppose I should explain this section before anything else is said. A while ago I received what I thought would be one of those horrendous chain emails from a friend. Although usually accustomed to throwing them away, I decided to give this one a chance. In it was actually a very interesting game. There was a large list of activities, and your friends would place an 'x' near all of the things that they had done. I thought it was kind of a clever idea and made up a whole bunch of my own, which can be seen here, with the original email items, as well.

Thanks Karolina!

I have ...

  • gotten drunk with a good friend
  • been in love
  • cut my hair with kitchen scissors
  • been in a fist fight (sort-of)
  • wept over Christmas carols
  • seen a psychiatrist
  • rolled down a grassy knoll
  • built a closet shrine
  • been known to over-dress for casual events purposefully
  • had red spraypaint put on me by an animal rights activist for wearing a fur hat that did not belong to me ... and I do not condone the killing of animals, for Pete's sake!!!
  • mucked out countless stalls
  • snuck out of my parent's house
  • skipped school
  • seen something die
  • been to Canada (that's a bit of a no-brainer)
  • been on a plane
  • tacked up more horses than I can even hope to remember
  • done slave labour at a stable for the past 3 years
  • sung 'Touch Me' with 2 friends standing on a pile of boulders at the end of a pier half a kilometer out to sea ... with the sun setting, the wind blowing, and the waves crashing. I was scared shitless.
  • told people that I " 'aint no square with my corkscrew hair", but no one would believe me ...
  • danced like no one is watching. I do that a lot.
  • sung "Light of Love" in public until I was given odd looks.
  • fancied myself to be in love with Jerry Lewis. (I was 6!)
  • held a candlelit vigil for Kenshin Himura. There was incense.
  • been to more funerals than have I cared to attend
  • been 'Public Enemy No. One' many times at school. They say it was all in my head, but I know it wasn't!
  • lit a nail polish bottle on fire
  • bought many things from eBay
  • yet to find a guy who isn't just after some 'Solid Gold Easy Action'
  • purposely set a part of myself on fire
  • eaten Sushi
  • been moshing at a concert (sort of)
  • taken painkillers
  • loved someone
  • missed someone
  • laid on my back and watched cloud shapes go by
  • made a snow angel
  • napped in a field of flowers with the sun on my face
  • wept over the sheer joy and beauty of life
  • stayed home from school for 2+ weeks
  • communed with nature
  • had an impression of myself in the mirror that is sadly not emulated in real life
  • had pairs of massive sunglasses (and still do)
  • sung songs at the top of my lungs in public (Laura, you'd remember those ... 'Friday I'm in Love' *cough*)
  • had a tea party
  • flown a kite
  • built a sand castle
  • gone puddle jumping
  • played dress up (and still do it weekly)
  • jumped into a pile of leaves
  • gone sledding
  • cheated while playing a game
  • been lonesome (often)
  • fainted in school
  • fainted upon discovering that a manga character dies horribly and stayed in that state for 20 minutes afterwords
  • been painfully attached to fictitious figures
  • been painfully attached to real figures that might as well be fictitious
  • dressed up like Marc Bolan
  • had sadistic tendencies
  • enjoyed yaoi (and still do!)
  • teased my hair à la Robert Smith
  • fancied that I could be a model (with no job offers, surprisingly ... :P)
  • watched the sun set
  • swam to the moon
  • climbed through the tide
  • penetrated the evening that the city sleeps to hide
  • touched a snake
  • slept beneath the stars
  • been tickled
  • been robbed
  • been misunderstood
  • pet a reindeer
  • won a contest
  • fallen off of a horse (countless times)
  • had braces
  • eaten a whole cherry pie
  • had a life-changing experience
  • seen something of consummate beauty
  • had deja vu
  • danced in the moonlight
  • liked the way I looked (maybe once ... )
  • questioned my heart
  • driven on a one lane dirt road through the rolling countryside
  • been to Disneyworld
  • seen the Rolling Stones in concert. The boys are still fab.
  • never been stung by a bee
  • swam in the ocean
  • felt like dying
  • stalked an English kid
  • stalked an English teacher
  • been tempted to do crazy and beautiful things because of a song
  • been in a Cure-induced trance
  • been late for class
  • not studied for tests and gotten a good grade
  • run alone through a forest in winter
  • known the warmth of a good friend
  • been obsessed with Post-It notes
  • been "Lost in a Forest"
  • cried myself to sleep
  • played cops and robbers
  • recently coloured with crayons
  • paid for something with only coins
  • done something I told myslef I wouldn't
  • made prank phone calls
  • laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose
  • become high on a song
  • caught a snowflake on my tongue
  • danced in the rain
  • danced in the rain singing a T.Rex song ("I'm gonna dance in the rai-ai-ain for yoooo-oo-oooou!!!")
  • blown bubbles
  • watched the sun rise
  • seen a yellow moon
  • written a letter to Santa Claus
  • done a dance and sung to a Motown song to the utter horror of my friends and classmates
  • been told to 'Shut the fuck up' by Julian Casablancas (okay, so it wasn't me personally ... but it was all of us!)
  • made a bonfire on the beach
  • gone roller-skating
  • worn pearls (all the time!)
  • told a complete stranger that I loved them
  • kissed a mirror
  • sung in the shower
  • had a dream that I married someone
  • glued my hand to something
  • sat on a rooftop
  • screamed at the top of my lungs
  • talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
  • stayed up all night
  • not taken a shower for a week
  • picked and eaten an apple off of a tree before (pears too!)
  • climbed a tree
  • gone doorbell ditching
  • jumped into a pool/hot tub/lake with all my clothes on
  • been told that I was hot by a complete stranger, but didn't quite agree
  • been easily amused
  • fallen off of the back of a cart hurtling down a cow-path
  • caught a butterfly
  • laughed so hard I cried
  • cried so hard I laughed
  • cheated on a test
  • forged a signature (Fraud - bah!)
  • owned a Britney Spears CD
  • forgotten someone's name
  • gone skinny-dipping in a large body of water
  • done a dare
  • been threatened to be kicked out of my house
  • been kicked out of my house
  • run away for 2 hours
  • worn my parents' shoes
  • wanted to be thin (and still do)
  • 'dance-dance-danced 'till the crack of dawn'
  • 'dance-dance-danced 'till my shoes were worn'
  • realized that I must stop quoting T.Rex songs ...
  • written this thing for no apparent reason
  • fallen in love ... lust?
  • started to believe in myself
  • been to Ireland
  • felt Irish clover beneath my bare feet
  • seen the bottom of more pints of Guinness than I can count
  • crawled like an animal under a fence to meet curfew
  • met men, danced with men, been loved by men
  • been more confident than I have ever been in my life
  • worn silk dresses to pubs
  • been held by a man in the Irish rain
  • cried on his shoulder
  • wrapped myself in a hose and pretended to be an earthworm
  • learned independance
  • seen the most beautiful places on this earth (as far as I am concerned)
  • wept in many many churches
  • kissed the grave of Jonathan Swift
  • tripped out on mescaline and danced to the sound of Cream and Santana
  • gone for 48 hours without sleeping
  • learned how to subsist on bananas and scones stolen from breakfast
  • been proposed to
  • danced with men at a stag party
  • had so much fun
  • listened to Tommy in your arms
  • kissed you hard, like I mean business
  • cried so many times for you
  • listened to your heartbeat
  • blossomed

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